PolitelyViolent
PolitelyViolent
PolitelyViolent

You're not alone. I'm mid-wedding planning (we're going up to bat in September), and so far we've had a tasting (already picked the menu), and we haven't even sent out Save-the-Dates yet. I have a vague idea of what I want it to look like, and am leaving it in the hands of the caterer. I am very, very bad at this.

I wish we could upvote stuff. I'd upvote this.

...what. In the actual. Fuck.

Omg, thank you, I had NO idea how to go about approaching this.

I am quite happy about it, yes :D

Why thank you :D /flattered

YES :D Good luck, godspeed!

Seconded and thirded.

I've got a VERY turned-out kind of situation down there. My inner lips are all Nathan Lane, they're like HERE I AM, EVERYBODAAAY. I've never had anybody turn in disgust from my setup, male or female. I think you'll be okay :D And if they say something, they're fucking jerks anyway. Kick 'em to the curb.

Okay obviously this is gross but it made me think of a story:

...okay I just went to "like" this. Facebook has invaded my brain. Anyway, what Dr. Hottness said :P

I think I will be following your commentary from now on.

Now THAT'S an image.

What Ginmar Rienne said. Better the devil you know than the devil you don't.

Grazie. Love your work.

I am sorry, I am having a brain fart and simply cannot get there, what's SD stand for? (clearly I am one of the educated ones)

Excellent instincts, you have. That's EXACTLY when it started sucking. You must be some kind of psychic.

Ugh, I wouldn't. You keep watching hoping things will become clear, but it just spoils into a tangled mess of what-the-fuckery. Disappointing to say the least.

Don't rat him out, there won't be anyone to wash his masturbation socks, AKA "girlfriends."

Yep. Wasn't expecting a lesbian to be raped on a fucking television show. That left some lasting damage, I won't lie.