Many thanks :D

It's shit like this that makes me really glad to be gay.

HA, googled cheetos gifs, found this.

GTFOUTTA HERE. That's glorious.

Yes, but with less sexy muscles and kickass armor, and more sweatpants with cheetos crumbs falling out of the folds when they run.

Whaaa? Apparently I need a time machine to go back and experience YOUR school

My friend jumped back on gchat after a meeting, and I said, "Welcome back! Have a waving beaver! (SFW)"

Yep, that's how it happened for me. Didn't jump the fence till I was 21. They should have surveys available for each class each year. That'd make a fascinating study, actually. I'd predict mostly straights for the first year, then second year, mostly straight with a few more gays, third year: relatively large jump in…

Behold, the most advanced female beard ever to be photographed.

Manliness sans misogyny! Also, that man is hot, and that certainly does not hurt.

^This. They'd rather be ejected than face the responsibility of confronting the issue head-on, and initiate the (probably painful) breakup like an adult.

Funny how that happens.

The creep shots forum existed explicitly for the fapping privileges of admitted creepers. I don't give a fuck if I'm wearing a full Santa suit, if my picture is being used for that purpose, that's horribly degrading and repulsive. To pretend that the pictures were used for anything else is non-sensical…

It is entirely possible to give a shit about two entirely different things. Both are creepy as fuck.

My fiancee and I are contemplating possibly going as Archer (her, in drag) and post-fight-with-Barry, fucked-up cyborg Katya Kasanova for Halloween next year :D

Lost it at 19 (so almost 20's). I think your home/school situation can dictate a LOT about your sex life. I didn't have my own room until I was in college (really, really poor family), so needless to say I wasn't about to engage in any kind of sexy-time until I had my own space. I also wanted to be able to handle my…

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Welcome to the club, Paunchy.

I didn't understand how this could be possible, but then I remembered that people squee over babies all the time, and me, not so much. So I sort of get where you're coming from.

Unrelated, but almost as annoying: the stock photo at the top of the article has like FIVE pixels. Way to go, Fox.