Ewww, you got the original uglier model~!

...“Bienvenidos a Miami” 
That headline was asking for it!

Actually, YouTube gaming is whatever the popular trend is at the moment. So everyone and their mom tries to capitalize on it as soon as possible.

The Australia aspect probably has a lot to do with Fox’s relationship to the nation. They film a lot of movies in Australia and a lot of movie stars that feature in Fox movies are from there, too (see: Hugh Jackman, Nicole Kidman). I’m just sayin’...

The definitive diner-and-dasher:

Vita forever, I’ll be waiting
Everlasting, like the sun
Live forever, for the moment
Ever searching for the one…

Disney’s Touchstone arm ironically did distribute Gnomeo and Juliet, even though WDAS cancelled it, rightfully so.

And buxom women. Lots and lots of buxom women.

Why must people be drawn to crime so much? Don’t they know it’s...(illegal?)

I thought Kotaku said it didn’t like doing preview events anymore after the debacle that was Assassin’s Creed 3? https://kotaku.com/5985143/apologies-if-we-wasted-your-time-with-that-preview

When it started, I assumed it would be a 3DS port of the first Splatoon, until...

Nicotine IS a poison for you kids out there thinking about wanting to smoke.

I want the show to end where Rick wakes up in the hospital and it was alllll a dream. Biggest “eff you” ending since that one Dallas season finale.

Isn’t their motivation to not die?

What? You mean these National Anthem singers don’t just pop off their song fresh and spontaneously before the game without a trial run?

It’s also highly revealing. This shows that composers don’t just get their names drawn from a hat by producers or directors. They have to audition for it and apply to it like any normal job.

There are more important things in life than skin gambling, you know...

Why does a sports network get sponsored by a fast food chain? Aren’t those two things a little contradictory? That includes you and the NBA, McDonalds.

I jolly well say, did any critics make a big deal out of performance drops when Bayonetta 2 first released in 2014? I didn’t hear as much hooey about it then as I am now.

I watch none of those things. I’m only aware of Meg’s cosplay shenanigans, likely one of the factors that made this would-be killer obsessed with her.