To its credit, Call of Duty has yet to sputter out the way Tony Hawk and Guitar Hero did

Heaven and Hell

SammyClassicSonic will appreciate the shout-out to Sonic 3, because if you hadn’t:

The Circle of Life? Try Circle of Lice, and it grooves with all. Through the space and pope...

It’s almost as though he doesn’t WANT to fill in those positions or something :/

Why do you give top billing to Watch Dogs 2 and NOT Pokemon?

And people voted for a man with no government experience?! Will Washington allow his insane proposals to come to fruition? Let’s pray not.

Hmm, probably why they didn’t send out early copies, eh?

The fact that people applauded that moment is some scary shit

Wait, 18? How do you do these so fast? Are you a Kotaku staff writer, because I’m not familiar with you around here.

Glitches or no, it’s STILL going to be the top selling game for August’s NPD results. And you know it will.

UFO Catchers are basically gambling, is what SEGA’s saying.

Clear to see now WHY the PC version got delayed.

Glu, the developers of Kim Kardashian: Hollywood, have now teamed up with Britney Spears for what feels like a sequel to their smash hit.

I do ever so remember when Kotaku shared sales charts, mein Plunkett. I mean, monsieur highness, king. I remember how each system was color-coded, so twas inspired me to make my own color-coded charted that tracked all the games I owned. I gave up on that complicated project as the decade changed to 2010.

Where do you dig deep into for your bizarre scoops, like the Pokemon Gym in D.C. story, and what drives you to care about covering such odd stories?

Patricia, how do you ever come up with wacky stories like this?

90 HOURS?!