So, we just NOW hear a critic outright tell people to not get the game a week after many other outlets pop their cork for it? It's sure going to make everyone who picked it up Day One feel mad.

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And we wonder why Nintendo had a policy of "five games a year" back in the day. Now, the consequences are coming to bear.

You know, Wario was never about farting. From the 1994 Wario Land into 2003's WarioWare and onward, his character never farted once. Wario is the embodiment of greed. How did Nintendo forget this aspect of his character? Instead, they made up their own nirvana of what Wario is.

I knew it. After all the logistics were out of the way, Kotaku would step back and get all Negative Nancy on the new system. Did we see this kind of perspective-riddled coverage back in the days when 360 was revealed?

You got yourself a workout, sister

What is the flipping deal with dubstep? It is just Euro techno.

Dose eyes, they linger