I don’t know. The kerning looks a little off to me.

Can’t tell if trolling, but....

I went to a school that would probably just say, “send me your lentils and Foucault”

we humorless outrage feminists at Jezebel.com are literally calling the banners rape and demanding that the people who hung them be dragged into the street, set aflame with menstrually suggestive lighter fluid, then frogmarched into re-education camps where they will be distracted from the real political issues by a…

Exactly. An actual company will have materials scientists making the formula, the budget for product testing, and lawyers to make everyone aware of how very, very bad it will be if the product hurts people. A guy fucking around in his basement has none of these things. People can try to get on my ballsack about 5-free…

I am actually super surprised that this even made it to Jezebel. It’s currently a huge issue within the indie polish maker community, as well as the nail art community. I’m a blogger and this is definitely one of the bigger “scandals” that I can remember in the past few years. Thankfully, I’m not a fan of Mentality so…

“I am where Mentality has always come from. I am Mentality. I am an athlete. I am a scholar. I am a musician. I am an artist and a maker. I am also a fighter.”

YES! And it is amazing!!!

I grew up on a farm and we raised sheep so I do know about sheep.

We’re a horrible family to wait on but having worked in restaurants, we tip well. We have celiac disease, diabetics, low salt due to blood pressure requirements, shellfish allergy, and a nut allergy. That said, we are perfectly capable of eating out and being polite to the waitress. These people are assholes.

Honestly,…

I do like that anyone who objects to infidelity was preemptively called a “hater,” though. Stay classy, Tracy.

I didn’t like any of this. As someone who has been cheated on multiple times, this made me queasy. I didn't like his answers or candor about it. No I will not "find myself in this situation someday", if I am with someone and want to be with someone else, I'll end my current relationship first cuz I'm not a fuckhead.

Oh man, I’m so sorry. That’s really got to suck. So many pitfalls to avoid. :(

I am a vegetarian by choice, have a few dislikes (eggs, blech), and unfortunately a pretty long list of allergies and intolerances (lab tested). It fucking sucks. My guts have basically never worked right and we’re trying to fix that but in the meantime, I can’t eat a whole, whole lot of things. Even feeding myself is…

Oyster mushrooms, I believe.

yeah, i got told once the chef could make me salsa without onions. which is where i learned that i am allergic to fresh onion juice. he just left out the chunks of onions. but A-1 sauce, with pasteurized onion juice is fine. i try to not even get into it at restaurants because i don’t want to come across as this…

i don’t know what it is, probably something in the processing according to my doctor. pieces of dehydrated onions trigger anaphylaxis, swelling of the tongue, a burning sensation in my mouth, onion powder does not. pasteurized onion juice also does not trigger my allergy, but fresh onion juice does. the fresher the…

god why do people enjoy themselves in public when I’m trying to be a cranky mccrankster

Some kids are and so are some adults.

Adults learn to hide it better but they let it out at home. In front of their kids.