Y'know what? I'll take the tone. They actually acted. That's what matters, IMO. A really well-written and contrite apology ain't shit if the offender stays employed or unpunished.

Ehh I'm pretty on board with the kneecapping. Animal abuse is right up there with child and elder abuse and people who do it are just the absolute worst, and I've seen so many animals who were the victims of seemingly random violence that I don't have much faith in the justice system to serve as a deterrent.

Now if we could only get them half as riled up about creepshots...

Yes! This is exactly what I'm talking about. I do the same sorts of things.

That's really cool! Part of the reason the makeup looks awesome is that lady has some great bone structure and features that lay the foundation :)

I used to participate in sleep studies where researchers required me to follow a set sleep schedule for about six weeks. I remember being at a service job at Christmas time, working 13 10-hour days in a row, and everyone was miserable but me. I was in a great mood. I'm convinced it was because of my forced sleep…

I definately would advise against putting a slipping bag in the walking closet. Nothing good can come of that.

if the video didn't include the question, you'd think he only stormed off the stage because he saw him holding his fucking phone VERTICALLY

So your solution is to stop reporting sexual assaults?

This is the best piece I've seen on Jezebel in a long time. Loli could have been any one of us. There is no thirteen year old who isn't a potential Loli. Reading this and actually knowing someone in real life who is in prison for consuming images of fourteen/fifteen year olds all I can think is that he deserves every…

They only care cause he supposedly pressured her to get an abortion.

We had someone removed/banned from Oppo for that same video. You ladies are much more tolerant.

"Do not fret"...man. I would not be "fretting". I would be "absolutely fucking homicidal".

Two words: suction cup. Ideally somehow attached to a vaccum cleaner or somethig. Imagine how satisfying it would be to watch that gunk slowly emerge from her pore in one long, black noodle. Imagine.

OH GODOHGOD. I was an EMT and I am barfing all over myself.

As someone who appreciates the satisfaction of extracting blackheads, I was disappointed in both the lack of appropriate tools and technique. Also, vomit.

I also had that guy! My cervix had a LOT of issues that night.

All those pictures look like pictures of my friends in school who would always be able to braid/curl/flatiron/style their hair absolutely fucking perfectly everyday, no matter what. And then like, I would show up to school with a giant rat's nest in the back of head and a Lifesaver stuck in my hair.

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Is anyone else thinking "stretched-out lovechild of Dave Grohl and a set of dentures"?