The picture of an acceptable amount of cheese is making me cry.

I was invited to his summer event in 2014, the week he decided to try (and subsequently failed) to prise the unions’ control over the Labour party loose. Trust me. He did not smoulder.

I just upgraded to a 2016 MacBook Pro with the touch bar yesterday, and f.lux continues to work for me under Sierra. I’ll be sticking with it; I’ve been using it for years, and it’s always worked a treat.

You weren’t alone. I was sitting there with tears streaming down my face when the news here in the UK showed him getting into Marine One.

If you can manage to “accidentally” puke a little on one of them on the way past, it would not be wrong.

Ham and polyester.

You understood from reading the article that Newsnight is a British show, right? “Fortnight” is a word we use here as commonly as we use the word “month”. It’s a big old world out there - it’s worth remembering that not everybody in it talks exactly like you do, and that this is neither a remarkable nor a shocking…

I also watched this with my husband. I’m old enough to remember going to see Return of the Jedi three times (I was seven) - I loved Carrie Fisher then, and I continued loving her as I grew up and she wrote books I thought were fantastic. I had a bad episode of depression in my 20s, and Postcards from the Edge and…

I an 24 weeks pregnant. I was watching this with my husband a few nights ago after someone posted it to my company’s Slack. He shut my laptop lid and said “I don’t think you should keep watching this. You’re laughing so much I’m worried the baby is going to fall out.”

You know your nostrils? You’ll notice they point downwards.

You know that shit you saw? That wasn’t earwax. That was wax from the candle. https://www.quackwatch.com/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/candling.html

I am currently 22 weeks pregnant with a baby whose measurements so far have caused my obstetrician to do much tooth-sucking and pronouncing of “WOW, this is a big baby”. (I am only 5'2", but my husband and his family are from some weird race of giants.) She’s kicking like a mule, and my amused obstetrician says that…

I used to smoke on a daily basis, and I was definitely impaired: goldfish memory, raspy cough, mild paranoia. I still smoke occasionally (not at the moment, because - topically - I’m pregnant), but it’s very much an occasional weekend thing these days, and I do not have those symptoms. I’m very successful in my…

I’m 22 weeks pregnant at the moment, and did the same as you: researched the living shit out of it. Ultimately, I decided not to smoke any weed: I can manage without for nine months, and while the antiemetic effects would have been nice for the ten weeks I had morning sickness (which was horrific and kept me away from…

How else are we going to demonstrate that America is exceptional if we don’t do things which other first-world countries wouldn’t countenance?

Did you take that picture on the bathroom floor?

Have you ever left ham in the fridge for long enough that it grows fur?

GOOD GOD YES. I was unable to pay proper attention to my hamachi with ponzu and jalapeno. THAT GOOD LOOKING.

Depends on the school: I went to two British boarding schools. One was girls only, and was run by a bunch of crazy evangelists - we got the whole works. No sex ed, certain pages torn out of biology textbooks, prayers up the wazoo, compulsory GCSE (national exams at 16) in Religious Studies, and even an exorcism when…

I got taken out to Nobu in Las Vegas for a business meal on the expenses of a company that was trying to get some custom from ours a few years ago. Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker was sat at the next table. I am afraid I paid about 80% less attention to the sales pitch I was being given as a direct result. A…