I actually don’t need to - very fine hair blah blah. I DO need to shave below the knee though - it’s like below the knee is some magical zone where the hair suddenly becomes much darker.

I agree - big question is, though, why?

Jesus fucking Christ. I am so sorry. That’s the sort of awful, awful comment that really, really sticks with you forever, isn’t it?

Fuckton o’ miles person here with Virgin Atlantic - I fly Premium or Upper once or twice a month to the US (and also to the far east with Virgin or one of their partners quite frequently). The Gold Card gets me access to their crazy-lovely lounges (with, in London, the free massage and the Bumble and Bumble hair salon…

Perfect, perfect response. Thank you.

This is fantastic, Jia - I can’t imagine being so rational and goddamn sensible in the face of something as creep-tastic as that article about you.

Where I say “pork” above, I mean “tuna”. I’m sure that’s Freudian. Just not sure how, exactly.

I cried during my Dad’s speech. He said he loves me and is proud of me. Those are not things I’d ever heard him say before.

Puffin’s actually pretty delicious, but G&T is right - don’t eat the hakarl. I’m convinced it’s a practical joke for tourists.

True story: back when I was at university, when Half Life was new and fresh and exciting, I had a dream where I was wandering around breaking neatly packed crates with a crowbar. It was GREAT. And then, still in the dream, I started to get worried. These crates belonged to someone. Why was I twatting them with a…

I thought stealing all the paintings was the way you are SUPPOSED to play that game. They’re the only things with any value in the first act; I ended up levelling sneaking and stealing all the paintings from the guy in the market square who was...selling paintings. And selling them back to him.

I swear I dated that exact same guy. Twenty years on, I still congratulate myself on occasion for dumping him.

I left a guy because of his AWFUL pickyness.

We also pay VAT - reduced VAT, only 5% since 2001, but frankly it should be 0% - on sanitary products in the UK. Diva Cup ftw. So much cheaper over time, so much more convenient, and much less painful.

Short and busty, and I look awesome in them. This is very weird - this is not the Jezebel I remember.

No idea why society finds periods gross: but *I* find them gross because it’s chunks of medical waste painfully shedding through my incredibly sensitive cervix and making their way out through my vagina, which is a thing I have other uses for, thank you very much.

I’ve been waiting for hubris to strike ever since 2011, where they spent their hard-earned cash on a cafe with an astroturf floor, a “time travel tube” and doggie daycare. Anyone else remember this? http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2011…