you gotta be kiddin me!! he gots dem kids!! Dont dey know he gos dem kids...I wish someone would just think about dem kids....kids man....dem...kids...man

I was recently a star of an amateur film called, "Me infront of my PC wihout clothes". I was appalled at the lack of enthusiasm of many of those who answered my call for casting. I know this isnt really the type of response you were looking for. But, I just wanted to share.

Fleshlight? ... O.o < Me likes, more.)

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and legs laying on your doorstep?

If a woman with no arms falls in the woods....

I liked Anne Coulter better when she was a man

My stage name is, "The Dairy Queen". My act requires the front 8 rows to wear panchos. Im also dude.

Im STILL waiting on Smell-O-Vision, and Impregno-Vision...

One time I was up to 38 faps per sec, my little friend was almost skinned and it was smoking and there was a little whistling sound coming out of the hole like a tea kettle that was ready on the oven.

I dont remember Hawkeye being in this movie...There was that guy who got mind controlled and that other guy who had bow at the end, where was Hawkeye?