"...you need to the roll the toilet paper in the direction that best suits your lifestyle."

I think if RTM could make their horrible website look and function more like their android app, they'd be back on top. They're still ahead of most with smart syntax when adding an app (I don't want to use anything that requires multiple mouse clicks just to set a due date), Evernote integration (could use some work,…

I grab whatever onion I happen to have on my belt. You used to have to take the ferry to Shelbyville to get shallots...

I'm a little discouraged that you included VisualBee in your article. This application will install a toolbar on your system (even if you opt out of it) and it becomes very difficult to remove it.

I installed the VisualBee add-on in hope of finding a set of easy-to-use templates.

VisualBee turns bare or ugly PowerPoint presentations into something more stylish and presentable in just a couple of clicks. It works with PowerPoint 2007 and 2010 and comes with a large collection of free templates and images. Animations and transitions are also built-in, but you can turn those off and modify any of…

I persisted through this article despite the use of KAF as a thing that works just as well as generic and found all of these to be just as absurd.

So if you were diabetic, would you stomp your feet and scream at people who decided to cut down on sugar?

Actually, the U.S. government did once advocate eating bulk quantities of white carbs in the form of pasta or rice instead of having meat for dinner, and this was in a time of plenty when most Americans could afford to eat meat. The government has also pushed HFCS on us by subsidizing corn. It allows hormones in our…

damn Captain Jones.....

Hahaha, smug much? Jeez, sorry his personal trial wasn't difficult enough to impress you. I can't believe you would actually belittle someone who just lost 100 pounds.

• "Eat a high protein diet. (Yay omelets for breakfast!)"

Lastpass. Never looked back. It has everything:

My favorite part about Prime is that now I just buy EVERYTHING on Amazon. Out of hand soap, deodorant, batteries, anything else? It'll be here in two days for free. As long as I don't need something RIGHT NOW, it's perfect because it saves me a trip to the store.

Not cute, quaint or hip. Just ugly.