The Fortnite Batman one kills me. All I can imagine is a kid throwing a fit because they had to get the “regular” Batman costume.

Thats a lot of people playing Counter Strike

“I don’t want to derail the story, but like, fucking keys man man. What was wrong with a key?”

I don’t think it’s misleading at all. The vast majority of these incidents happened during his tenure there, so it’s entirely valid to include him. Even if he left because of the culture, which is highly doubtful, that means he tolerated it for the greater part of 2 decades before deciding enough was enough. He…

They actually released a few of those. The Telltale Minecraft game, at least, was available on Netflix for a time.

LOVE IT! Fingers crossed we’ll see unionization accelerate across the entire industry over the next 5-10 years.

“...delivers similar moral quandaries to the original while switching its still formidable voice actors’ accents from French to British.”

People saying “wow, the rapid change in circumstance is suspicious! from someone capitalizing on their fame and life for profit too!” can fuck off.

It’s a little odd but one thing that’s a common trend with these kind of abusers is they’ll act very quickly to cover their tracks. They’ll put on their nice face and make amends and say they’ll get help when they’re caught. And sometimes they do... and sometimes it’s just a ploy to keep their victim from actually…

I don’t know much about the situation, but given that he just got outed as an abuser in headlines around the world, of course he’d give her back control of everything. There are a lot of eyes on him.

Hey Kotaku, Luke, Patricia, et al.

I would bet heavily that, given that we’re talking about an American based site, guns are already available in the metaverse and you can pry them from these cold, dead, hands which will not articulate until 2025 at best.

The more Meta and metaverse shoots itself on the foot, the funnier it gets.

The best part is that in the end, it’s probably a win for us either way - we’ll likely get a cool VR world thing (but probably not made by Meta, someone else will sweep in and do it properly) and with any luck we get to see the demise of easily the most morally bankrupt bottom-feeder software megacorp as it’s burned…

“But there’s something especially funny about this in particular”

The funny thing is, Enron and Penn did useful things. Literally the only downside of Facebook dying would be the number of working people whose 401ks might have exposure to the stock.

The collapse of Meta is probably going to be one of the biggest corporate bankruptcies in history. Like Enron and Penn Central big. It’s also going to be very funny. 

“I’m actually kind of fascinated by how they went about this.”

Using OBS; setup 2 sources; pr0n video as background, game capture as foreground. Set up a chromakey on the game capture using the same colour as the ink. Adjust Similarity and Transparency sliders for desired effect. Profit.