I’ll have you know that the game we are discussing is about a sentient darkness that has enveloped the world, causing the living to become undead and you are trying to fight back to reclaim it from “The Storm™”.
I’ll have you know that the game we are discussing is about a sentient darkness that has enveloped the world, causing the living to become undead and you are trying to fight back to reclaim it from “The Storm™”.
You know how short of an attention span they have now. If they look away from their phone for more than ten minutes, it’s like they’re slowly dying at a rate that rapidly accelerates in proportion to the amount of time they aren’t looking.
I’m sure there will be, by today’s standards, but they’ll likely become common fare by the time it’s “The Future™.”
*Gasp!* Someone who’s played the game has an opinion on the game! The horror! The absolute horror! Quick! We must lock them away before they can express it!
Careful there. I know it tastes good, but too much is bad f’er y’er heart and that right there looks like cardiac arrest in the making.
There’s “trying to be good by actually working with your teammates” and then there’s “trying to be an ass and get in everyone’s way to screw over the rest of the team and then blame them because the match was lost.”
Did I mention competitive mode? No? Wow, I could have sworn I didn’t mention it, and yet I didn’t. Amazing, isn’t it? Not mentioning a specific mode and yet someone jumps to assumptions that it’s a comment explicitly about a certain mode.
I dropped overhype: the game a little after Doomfist. Everyone was a bunch’a try-too-hard-wannabes that were out just to make a name for themselves, and if I can’t just play a game for fun, what’s the point of playing it?
When did D.Va get a rocket, or a rocket barrage? She had a shield, truster and a pair of non-reload shotguns while her ult is sending her meka to it’s death so she can pose in gaudy gamer gear™ in the middle of the street while a band of terrorists is trying to slowly steal an object of power that literally had…
Even if casuals learn the rules, they then get forced to obey the league standards and all the little twats that wanna be leaguers instead of just being allowed to play a game.
You mean the poster on the left of famous man made landmarks around the world?
There are also artists who are forced into that because they can’t get more than a foot in the door of a company to do what they do on their own. Animation, for example, pushes for people to cover wider and wider fields, while some studios outsource a large chunk of their work to a second studio that works for less…
The time my water lines froze just weeks after buying a house, the insurance didn’t cover more than a tenth of the cost of having to rip apart the bathroom to replace the pipes. Nor did it do anything to help fix the heating system not working right, not on the first trip out, nor the second or the third, nor the…
She says she was denied medicine and feminine hygiene products, and “trauma-inducing” behavior, including one man who wiped his feces on the wall of their shared cell.
Because the tentacle monster didn’t want to have tentacle sex, just spend time sitting at their cave and talk about how kids these days only want to get a tentacle in their hole for an hour rather than be friends.
Most games have patch notes
You know what’s shaping my mind?
I’m waiting to fight with yoyos.
That WWII person running into the stars was just another one of the game’s abundant network problems. I’ve seen two people, running full speed in sync, yet move only inches. I literally walked right up next to them and stood there for a few seconds before shooting, and they did take the shots. Yesterday in a prop hunt…
One little problem: Literally every character can self-revive during a bleed-out by killing an enemy. Hell, characters like Wilhelm, Dopple Jack, Aurelia or Gauge with their minion(s) can get a self-revive off their minion’s kills. Salvador is the only one that can use his skill during a bleed-out, and with the right…