The part that got me was the fact that, though they were the same drivers, no one made the same pass for the different schools. The one for primary took a different route for junior high, and another for high school. Then the last primary I saw had two different buses that went through roughly the same route but…

“7”? My classes started at 6.30 and it was a reprieve when college classes didn’t start till 8 (although they also ran until eleven).

At least with a sequel, you can rewind to before it happened, where as a prequel already happened and you can’t rewind so you’re screwed to know of its existence.

Even afkers who are trying to cheat the economy?

They don’t necessarily sit there to afk. They can jerry rig something to hold a key down the entire time. They could do something like Overwatch where if someone doesn’t attack other players for a set time, they’re kicked with no rewards or credits for anything they did, but that’s kinda sketchy in how it works. Some…

Someone find them a Mareo correspondent so there can be some real news.

Even construction sites get a plumber out to run warp pipes so the crew can get from point A to point B faster and cut down on their speedruns.

You’re assuming they ever existed in the first place. For all we know, they were ghosts from the future that came back to try and raise Nintendo’s stocks so they don’t die out from trying to deliberately create a storm of conflict over the smaller and smaller production numbers each term that will inevitably result in…

That looks more like a cheap acrylic case that’s screwed to a cheaper, flimsier plastic plate with a plywood backing for support so the plastic doesn’t collapse under the immense weight of that empty cardboard box and plastic shell.

“Make sure you lick it really well, get a good taste of it. The flavor may be an important clue.”

I never said it was logical, I said they watched too much murder mysteries and were trying to find genetic proof of identification. We were told the driver was on fire, so it was possible they suffered disfiguring burns before passing out and being unable to identify themself. It’s normally a story that occurs between…

The only reason I can think they’d be pushing so hard for a blood sample is because someone watched too many murder mysteries where the killer gets plastic/reconstructive surgery to look like the real victim and walk away free for some time till they do something to fuck it up.

They did it for the trigger.

There better be a cache of Crazy Taxi waiting in the wing.

“Why?” Because you smear food all over your hands practically as a practice of religion.

“If we’re gonna allow you on our system, there’s gonna need to be a bit of give and take. We’ll give you the equipment and software you need to make the game playable on our system, and you’ll put some of our key characters in. Link, Zelda, Ganon, Mario, Peach, Luigi, Yoshi, Bowser, Donkey Kong, Samus... And if you…

Oh, now I’m extra triggered.

They changed a sign! Now Overwatch’s continuity is screwed! Trigger’s on!

Sonic? I mean, their catchphrase is “gotta go fast” after all.

I was on a cross-state trip last weekend and there were digital billboards in busy areas going for 1k a month. That’s something a single person might see for up to one or two minutes and still not see much detail. So being able to get something that fills the entire slot, lasts on the screen longer than a minute and…