But if Gutsman, then why the brick motif? Gutsy was all steel, underbite and colours to draw attention.

How did you think you’ve been getting one all this time? It’s always scavenged off some other corpse. Sometimes while they’re still watching and bleeding out.

How did you think you’ve been getting one all this time? It’s always scavenged off some other corpse. Sometimes…

“Saving Asses, Mother Fuckers”
Salting Asses, Scorching Asses, Slapping Asses, Sweet Ass
“Sexy As a Mother Fucker”

Berzerker, gunslinger and sharpshooter, I always end up running at the giants unless I get dropped into a running match and can’t get a decent weapon. Anything else doesn’t do enough damage.

Nah, I gotta deal with people running from skreaks and fleshpounds and closing the doors on everyone else, welding them shut between rounds or even during. I spent a round on containment as the only one not enclosed in the offices and beyond.

I know, and they have those, too. They’re called ‘doors’.

People are talking about 76's a-salt-rifle, but not about his Diet Heal Up® and the nigh unreadable disclaimer on the back about how it is not a valid substitute for healthy life choices, for emergencies only and may contain traces of enemy tears.

It still is on certain maps in Killing Floor. There used to be more, but the last patch killed a few safe spots. There’re still some you can stand and, while they know you’re there, they can’t hit you because they gotta be a certain distance away, but those few with projectiles like the Bloat, Husk or Siren will try…

It’s kind of a point. It’s supposed to look like a cheesy, low-budget B movie from the 60's.

Re-Death to the Undeathed.

For the first time since closed betas, I had to wait in a queue to get into the game.

Oh wait, you wanted him on the GUY’s face? Shit.

It costs $5.99 to download. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

In a world where unknown things are always being pulled out of a giant hole, and no one ever saw an organic artifact before, you’d have to understand that even a modern person with prosthetics would get the same treatment over a hundred-plus years ago. Especially when their culture revolves almost entirely around…

There used to be three or four out of five to seven people on my list online at one time playing it, but after three weeks, no one even touches it anymore.

Well, the director’s out of the picture for the meantime, so the bondage isn’t an issue till Leader catches him and binds their wrists. Or he throws them in a sack to carry them back, but that ain’t happening.

What, no mention of how the director punishes orphan students by subjecting them to naked turtle shell bondage in a building where childs’ rooms are former torture and interrogation chambers?

I thought this was supposed to be like a cross between a mobile city builder with combat and DQ Builder, and the reason for Golden Saucer was Final Fantasy and mini games to gamble on a slim chance to win a super special awesome chocolatey fudge coated super mega deluxe ultra chicken.

The only thing I could take away from that trailer is that there’s lots of gambling, Kefka gets a heart and suddenly lusts after any female and Sephiroth is rich and not a dick.

If you call Popeye arms normal proportions.
I think they actually let Barret get away with rather normal ones.