Put on your cone, for you have ignored everything.

I really can’t spell this out for you any more. It is damn near physically impossible.

Go play the DLC before you ask any more questions that’ll put a cone on your head.

Exactly what it says.

Yea, but... did 9S wear the revealing outfit?

But what happened to Shovel Knight and Shield Knight!?
I can’t wait through memorial day weekend to find out!

It’s like someone was watching the Persona comment section this week.

Don’t do it, you’ll end up with carpal tunnel in your penis.

I can honestly say I’ve never heard of any Jessie pairings other than Creeper and MerCree.

Rip Tire is their child. Junkrat carries it around like a good, respectable father.

Only forty nine? You give them too much credit. They’ll pull a Disney vault and lock them away for eternity, leaving you to watch them cut loose in the gallery, but never your match and forever wallow in your misery.

I tried to, but aside from a Pharah this morning, and three people on my team last night, everyone actually went out of their way to shoot me. I even watched Hanzo ducking around and trying to be sneaky shit and snipe me (which it took him three or four tries) as I was just dancing away in the middle of the map.

First off, it’s BRASS, because brass instruments (particularly the trumpet that blows when he switches to the speed track) are a cornerstone of jazz bands.

Technically, it’s brass because he’s channeling a 1920's brass jazz band, hence the brass bells on his back.

I heard “vampire lolis.”

If he didn’t do it, someone else would. All it takes is one cop getting too close without an escape plan for a phantom thief to flip-out.

Just a note, flags are flown, not flung.

I feel Tracer’s busted to all fuck. Every match, there’s been one and the only time she died was when we all ganged up on her after she got caught by Junkrat. Otherwise, it’s like her blink reloads too fast. The first one even healed for almost 5k. Some characters feel like their skills don’t get faster reloads, or…

Mario + White blobs that scream a lot + a squirrel in a green turtleneck sweater dress

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize there was an age restriction on when someone could develope a crush. You might wanna let all those teeny boppers and pretweens and prepubescent tots know they’re not allowed to like like someone till they hit eighteen.