Forget the emote, I want a boop intro, probably along the lines of Ana’s sleep dart intro, but less coma-inducing and more Matrix-y.

It’s one thing when you’re on the phone with a service operator that repeats everything to make sure they’re getting all the details right.

Who will feel they’re being listened to?

That’s when you spend your breaks standing at the window, sneering down at the slaves below as you slowly sip your paper-cup coffee. And if anyone happens to make eye contact, you slowly slip below the window ledge and out of their sight, all while sneering.

You’ll have to wait for her, because it’s not her time yet.

Hmmm... no Mercy or Pharah...

At last, a reason to buy a vita!

Notes for the next time you go into a job interview.

I thought it was low death count and no bodies found. I remember someone commenting on how their unconscious were dying because they were touching puddles and drowned, causing their no-kill to fail, even though their faces weren’t in the puddles. And I had some bodies suddenly clip through the floor when I tried…

My first playthrough, I’d start-out trying to do just the objectives, but then something would go wrong and I’d just go looking for anything that moved and kill it.

I heard sleep tastes like mint-coated vomit with old coffee grounds.

That’s better than I get. I might get to see sky if they open the ceiling exhaust vents.

Wait, workplaces have WINDOWS? Since when did they decide to start spending money on something other than ceilings, walls and doors?

If they did, there’d be a lot more Pharahs and Mercys trying to outdo everyone else.

I love how you have to survive the 2D PVE stage in order to unlock the 3D PVP stage. But that’s why we don’t have anything like that: anyone that’s not good enough to clear the 2D stage would be pissed about not being allowed to experience the full game, while others would be raging about how jarring it is to switch…

You could do it that way, and clean one blade at a time. Or, you could wear a cloth glove over a latex/rubber glove and clean four blades at a time. Or you could wear them on both hands and clean nine blades at a time.

He gave those four one instruction, ONE INSTRUCTION! And they couldn’t even handle that.

Do tell, what is this “tea-vea” you speak of?

What happened?

The Final Mixes are essentially re-releases of the original extended Japanese versions. Last I knew, KH1 FM was exactly what Japan got before it was got stripped of a few bosses and ported overseas and had the till-then-Japan-only hidden preview teaser for KH2.