Sometimes you just can't conquer old people's attachment to shitty old browsers. Took me YEARS to convince my parents to stop using MSN Explorer. I don't know if Microsoft finally killed it off or if I just convinced them that MS did. Either way, at least they're on Firefox now.

Confirmed: http://www.polygon.com/forums/meta/20…

This was the only text adventure game I ever completed and I loved it immensely. Played it on my Commodore 64, way before I could go on the internet and get hints, so I had to figure everything out on my own. Well, a friend told me what to do with the flower pot way before I got to that part, but I didn't solicit the…

Title should have been "There's Monkey in the Banana Stand"

This is why I gave up on even trying to date. Damned if you do try to get a date, damned if you don't. May as well not try than be branded an evil, vile, creepy monster just for trying to connect to someone of the opposite sex. Fine, you all win, I'm done. I'm already half-way to Tim Gunn's record (time, not sexual…

Can't believe no one has stated the obvious response: Go to YouTube, search for "xb1m13", and down-vote every video where someone has tried to cash-in on this. If you're subscribed to their channel, comment letting them know why you're unsubscribing, then unsubscribe. Point will be taken if they lose hundreds of…

Note that I'm just the first self-absorbed cab off the rank; every Kotaku editor able to drag themselves near a keyboard during the festive season will also be sharing their ten favourite games. Though they'll call them "favorite".

At least 3 of this replica were made. This blooper reel shows Vader trying to catch three of them consecutively. This may be one of those, but it's hardly one of a kind and as such doesn't seem worth their valuation.

Saints Row IV [Steam]| $20

The desktop player I use now is Amazon Cloud Player (not the browser based one but the desktop app). It plays from either local sources or from the cloud. It's also the best way to fix song information in their cloud (like if Amazon classifies Nine Inch Nails as Pop for whatever idiotic reason). Best way to access…