It looks so tame...

NJ: I'm looking forward to getting back into a purpose-built race car with all the features such as downforce and carbon brakes and the sophisticated electronic systems that today's modern race cars offer.

Any Chelsea tractor driven by our Middle East or footballer friends.

Yo dawg we heard you like Fords. So we put your Ford in a ford so you can ford with your Ford.

Just like the penis he wishes he had.

Bertha's first drive: 5, August 1888

Rutan Voyager, around the world non-stop in 9 days, 3 minutes and 44 seconds. The wings were damaged at takeoff due to the fuel load, yet they still made it.

Fixed it:

Cracked Heads Every Valve Rusts Oil Leaks Engine Ticks?

The Leyat Helica, aka, the Pedestrian Processor:

See, now I have a dilemma because I also need a mental health czar...

Lest we forget the devils own chariot, Experimentalfahrzeug BRUTUS:

Forth Rail Bridge in Scotland

Pagani Huayra, of course.

Not the first time I have see a Polish truck go sideways. Those crazy bastards are notorious drunks. I stay as far, far away from Polish truck drivers

A friend of mine took a short wheelbase, van-chassied, dually motor home with a Mopar 318" V8, chopped the rear 3/4ths down to nearly the wheel wells, and made a sort-of pickup out of it. Kept the commode area behind the cockpit - it was kind of like a giant cab-and-a-half pickup. He called it a "UTV", and used it…

My favourite of the daft, mid-engined French hatchbacks, and indeed one of my favourite cars generally: the Peugeot 205 T16.

I'll take my Lady Smith .38 with me.

VW 1.8T