Relatively few changes have appeared in mosquitoes over the last 65 million years since the dinosaurs. The main apparent change has been an increase in the diversity of species and genera which occurred as both the mammals and birds increased their diversity from the dinosaur days.

Dungeons & Dragons

not even CLOSE to what I was hoping for...still pissed...

Any links to autism?

It looks so tame...

Funny. I was thinking of Klara.

She's a technically a grandma, but she's his guardian - and don't mess with her when it comes to her family. (Madame Souza, Triplets of Belleville)

Well as opposed to the usual suspects, which I'm sure will be cited a zillion times, I'm gonna stretch some people's definitions a bit and suggest Shub Niggurath.

Thought this one was gonna be obvious.

NJ: I'm looking forward to getting back into a purpose-built race car with all the features such as downforce and carbon brakes and the sophisticated electronic systems that today's modern race cars offer.

In "The Forge of God", Greg Bear has hostile aliens arrange for a sphere of neutronium and a sphere of antineutronium to meet up in the Earth's core. I believe his masses are a mere 100 million tons each (and, being neutronium, are handily compact, if not precisely pocket-sized).

The trouble is that your average crazed…

Any Chelsea tractor driven by our Middle East or footballer friends.

Yo dawg we heard you like Fords. So we put your Ford in a ford so you can ford with your Ford.

Just like the penis he wishes he had.

It's not bloatware if you know the secret codes for the Easter eggs.

Sorry nothing. Have you seen all the attachments R2 has when needed? I'm sure she'll be perfectly happy and not have to go Hand Solo.

Bertha's first drive: 5, August 1888