Where are the dinosaurs?

Zardoz. The world is still not ready for Zardos. Never was, and to be honest, I think it never will be.

Maybe he's just tired of being pigeon-holed as the guy who blows stuff up. The movie could take off and be a feather in his cap or he could end up laying an egg. Either way, no need to create a big flap over it until the project takes wing.

This is all a little hard to Swallow. There should be a Cardinal rule about NOT remaking Hitchcock films. Let Os-prey this doesn't happen.

This is a flocking cluster flock and shows a mallardice towards the legacy of Hitchcock. Michael Bay should be ostrichized for this fowl act of ducking good taste.

Michael Bay remaking a hitchcock film? That has to be ill-eagel.

I'm sure the critics will be raven about it.

They should be eaten by a giant metal space thing

Monty Python's Holy Grail

I've used this for other questions, but the Princess Bride still reigns. 1987.

Airplane:

I think you have come to the right place. For all you know, the whole bunch of us are naked right now.

Coco Chanel said before you leave the house look in the mirror and take one accessory off, I say start with the face!

Not the first time I have see a Polish truck go sideways. Those crazy bastards are notorious drunks. I stay as far, far away from Polish truck drivers

Uneducated seaman tells you all about his deepest thoughts on whales.

No idea, but you have to rotate your chopper at just the right rate to land on the roof pad.

I don't even bother trusting some organization's internet polling numbers unless they can confirm that their scientists used at least one Fing-Longer.

A friend of mine took a short wheelbase, van-chassied, dually motor home with a Mopar 318" V8, chopped the rear 3/4ths down to nearly the wheel wells, and made a sort-of pickup out of it. Kept the commode area behind the cockpit - it was kind of like a giant cab-and-a-half pickup. He called it a "UTV", and used it…