First off, welcome back, I look forwards to reading some quality motorsports pieces, not to detract from other writers here but that doesn’t seem to have been at the forefront of Jalopnik’s automotive focus recently.

Are you trying to find a new challenge for David Tracy?

Having never used voice controls for anything, ever, I can only imagine that you have to shout “Wipe harder, dammit!” at your car.

If Simon Templar had been Batman and not the saint, or Adam West had been more interested in Jazz than fight ridiculous villains.

I’m not sure about best, but I’m rather taken by what Bertone did the the Alfa 1900 SS.

I wonder how much it would cost to res-erect this vehicle?  Would it be hard for someone with auto-building skills?  Would the original owner condom your efforts?

It does seem to be aimed at people who don’t have to care about value for money, us real people would get change if we bought 5 cars with that money.

I guess it really depends on what you are used to driving, personally, I’d bin the 911 altogether and go for a Cayman,

1) I’m a little disappointed by the “perfectly safe because I never got into an accident” arguments, it is perfectly safe to do any number of dangerous things until something goes wrong. But as with anything in a real world situation, it’s a case of being safe enough without going overboard, unless the car is actually…

My first thoughts were “Hmm, that doesn’t look bad.”  But it took me a while to work out why, it was the lack of a completely stupid grill.  Maybe it is a little over=played, but compared with a lot of other cars in the same sort of category it is not shouting “Here is my mouth!”.

That is the sensible suggestion, but I get the feeling that’s never going to happen.

I not entirely sure I was ever supposed to see it.  It certainly wouldn’t fuss me if I never saw it again.

It might be an unpopular opinion around some people, but this is too many broken cars for the amount of money available. If you are unable to repair the vehicles they will just sit there and get worse to the point where throwing any money at them is just a waste. There, I said it.

Somehow, I think just building a massive garage around your automotive (okay, auto-non-motive) collection would be the easiest solution.

Theoretically you could put this in:

You mean two weeks after he lands at Heathrow.

It does benefit from not having a massive grill.

The commentators even picked up that he had picked up is game and was using tricks that e-racers use but don’t work in real cars.  I guess if you race someone week-in week-out you start to understand their style, his competitors picked up that it didn’t ‘feel’ like his driving.

I don’t think that fits, but didn’t they make one with a motorbike engine?

They are on the same side as the steering wheel, anything else would be silly.