Damn! I wish my dad was a corrupt African dictator.

Okay, it’s just a teaser shot of a prototype, but that rear door looks designed to draw blood from the head of any unwary passenger disembarking.

What you’ve missed is that those narrow single-track roads have a speed limit of 60 mph, which is great fun until you realise that their might be a tractor around the next blind corner (and all the corners are blind).

Or maybe just a rebadged Volvo with ‘lifestyle aspirations’.

With Italian names like that and those accents you’d never know.

1) See if you can hire a sandblaster, this is probably a terrible idea, but it sounds like great fun (certainly more fun than sandpaper).

“Savoury beef extract”? Posh Bovril, mate.

I have seen a production of MacBeth that did have motorbikes in it (if I recall it also had a naked man in one scene), I guess they were easier to use than horses. I’m fairly sure I saw a TV production that used quadbikes in a post-apocalyptic version, too. It is a very metal play.

If this Tesla/Bolt argument devolves into a fistfight people will be charged with assault and battery.

Alpha Romeo SZ. The proportions are just wrong, it has eyes like a spider and yet, the want is all I can feel.

1998 Type-R

Be careful, it all looks so easy and then suddenly you realise that you’re in too jeep and can’t get out.

There’s still fewer there than finishers in the N24. I counted about 90 cars in possibly the world’s greatest traffic jam.

Hmm, difficult choice:

And 5 times the population.

Don’t be silly, it obviously stands for “Has Seats”. Or “Ham Sandwich”.

I believe every driver submits their preference before the race, with lactose-free milk and milk substitutes being available.

Humber Super Snipe:

I remember the days when the Boxster was a big piece of vapourware. Porsche make something that was not a 911? Sacrilege. I’m not saying it will definitely happen, or happen at all, but stranger thing have happened, like the Audi Q7 V12 TDI.

I’m surprised there hasn’t been a Viagra 24hrs Endurance event.