That is horrid. Completely and utterly horrid. Having said that, I do like it, but I don't like it $36900. I am surprised you can't the residue of 25 years worth of lines of coke being snorted off that hood. CP.

It looked okay, until I noticed that the front view was obscured by stupid stickers and the side and rear views were obscured by stupid tinting. All of the can probably be reversed pretty easily, but then I question the wisdom of buying a car modified by someone who thinks seeing out of a car is not a desirable…

Remember that Bernie is a massive troll, he will say whatever he needs to to get the response he's after, whether he believes it or not.

What is it about horrid orange paint jobs that makes them so attractive? I mean, I wouldn't give that colour the time of day, normally, but here it is looking gorgeous. I would prefer a euro-specced car, but at that price O won't by quibbling. NP.

I was all "Ooh, that's nice" until I read about how this car had been chopped up, and now I'm all "Why?". There may have been a legitimate reason for the owner doing this, but I can't think of a legitimate reason why I would want the fruits of his labours. CP, sorry.

Well, considering the only problem with his original car is that he doesn't want to put miles on it, how about an older BMW? 328i by my preference.

If these jets are considered a threat to anti-ISIS operations, expect every effort to be made to retain total air superiority.

What does it say about me that as much as I like these cars, I got excited when they passed a Morris Traveller around the 1:52 mark?

I've seen the same thing over and over again, upon release they find they have underestimated server problems due to demand and then when they finally get things working properly it is mostly because they have already lost a portion of their users.

I didn't make the rules.

Does the roof still open when it is upside-down?

I believe in the official catigorisation of speed records motorbikes have less than four.

I learned to drive in small cars but as I got older my right knee developed a problem which made it painful in many positions. With limited legroom meaning bending my knee awkwardly, I didn't think I'd feel comfortable driving a shopping cart with an engine again. Toyota decided I was wrong and built a car that…

Fire engines around here, if faced with the Skoda situation would just switch to the deep and terrifying Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp noise, which was specially devised to scare old people out of the way at junctions. If you hear it you know that someone is not paying enough attention.

Judging by the shape under the tarps.

I liked the (admittedly fairly pointless) nod to the D-type on Jag's Project 7.

I think Nissan had assymmetric springs on some editions of the GT-R due to the same reason.

Still you would have thought they would have told him this on getting out of the car, and he would have noticed they weren't working as they should.

Brakes overheating, hmm, I thought that was one of the things immediately obvious on the telemetry and could have been communicated to him by radio so he could have adjusted his driving style. Now, I could have believed it if they had suggested wear to a more expensive part of the car, say the gearbox (yes I know F1…

I really like it, however, maybe it's a trans-Atlantic thing but I could buy something similar for a fraction of the price. CP for me, possibly due to location.