You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

If you're considering a car that comes in sedan and hatch form, get the hatch. It will be much more practical, and much better looking than its dopey sedan counterpart.

The Mitsubishi Colt

Who won? I think everyone won, except the tires.

That would make sense if they were using the Golf exhausts. What galls me though is that it is not actually attached to the pipework.

The one thing I don't like about it (hate, even) is that it is not mine. If you could get around to sorting that out then it would be perfect.

There's one of these in the carpark where I work, looks nice, but what niggles me is the exhaust. Those two shiny bits on the back are just that, there's a more conventional exhaust hidden behind the one on the left (the right one is just show). I get that it looks nicer with those bits, but I prefer function to…

A love of engineered things runs in my blood, engines of all descriptions fascinate me as they still do for my father and did for my granddad. The thing that lifts cars above trains, planes, boats and all other machinery is that I drive a car. I enjoy motorsport because I drive a car, I don't habitually run after a…

The idea is that it is not street legal, so no messing around. Not sure what the price is on little children today, you might find them reasonable affordable.

Monaco. For the people who like caviar on their Doritos.

No Morris Traveller? No sale.

A 747. Used ones can be bought, well, not cheap, but cheap for a humongous plane. Plenty of living space once you convert it, you could even fit a car or several in there for day trips. Okay, it does suffer from some issues, such as finding a parking space, its a little thirsty and difficult to get around tight…

"You peasants can't appreciate the level of class in this picture, go back to your Russian dashcam videos."

My retired father has a V70 XC and I don't think he realises quite how much the car suits him.

A Volvo wagon. Its safe, it has room (and probably an integral dog-guard) for carting Winks about, as well as the grandkids and the half ton of stuff that they insist they might need someday. Plus, the more of these they buy, the more Volvo will keep supplying us with mental turbo-wagons.

I had a mark I Leon Cupra, a better looking, cheaper and more powerful GTI? Yes please. Finally replaced it with a mk2 Focus ST (the one America did not get), but this new Cupra looks like a good bet when I'm next looking for a car. Sorry, America, I keep buying the hot hatches that you are denied.

Russian tractor racing.

Its not quite as bizarre as the version they run on ice.

MGTF

Chasing balls around seems to be one too and according to the TV today, riding your bike as well. They really need to make Internet commenting an olympic sport.