She straight up looks like a member of the Dora Milaje (the all-female members of the Wakandan Special Forces, for the non-comicheads...). Elegant, composed, observant, but ready to wreck shit if things go sideways in the House chambers. Kill it, Queen! 

My grandparents

I do not want a Honda E Type R

You know the guy in the blue 'Vette is just patting himself on the back right now for not being as dumb as the other two.

Bullshit asshole. No one likes the tuna here.

I’m pretty sure the husband being discussed would invite anyone other than his wife to take a flying leap if asked to clean up after them. That’s sort of the point isn’t it?

All good points, but 7miles is pretty much a perfect bike ride.

It actually looks like a baby car.

Instead, Ford only gave me the ability to honk, despite my exorbitant base price of around $500,000. A car should be able to do much more than honk for that amount of money, but alas, I could only honk in protest of that notion.

“I fail to see how a powerful CEO with millions of Twitter followers publishing an accusation that an international hero is a pedophile, and claiming so again in emails to reporters, is somehow not a written false statement of fact.”

Elon is an authority on pedo guys apparently.

It isn’t a scorpion pit, its a room with spike-studded walls that move slowly inward toward each other on hidden tracks. Not sure how the scorpion rumor got started. 

And lefties, if my childhood was any indication 

HAHAHAHAHAHA you just proved you are 100% THE biggest butthurt little bitch on Jaolpnik.

I think I may have relayed this story to you at the Jalopnik meet-up in Austin, but I once owned a pink car. The problem was, on account of being colorblind, I didn’t know it for three months.

This is the “I can’t afford a track day, so I street race” argument with more steps

Oh great, another bunch of jerks putting people’s lives in danger and popularizing it for others.

I want to say you’re wrong but you may have a point.

I was going to say, if we had to choose one, I would choose the non-anatomically-correct one. At least the chain/nut combo is almost borderline creative. 

I can’t believe that this is even a question. The actual threaded nuts are witty, clever, and not obscene, so they’re the obvious right answer. I think the only reason (besides an untreated head injury) that anyone would prefer the scrotum-looking version is because they hate the very idea so much that they want…