I think, at least in this case, the size difference is brought up to illustrate that there was basically absolutely no way that this guy could EVER reasonably assume that she posed a threat to him. EVER. He shouldn't reasonably assume that in the 5'7" and 150 pound case either, but here it's just... laughable.

People laughing about "10 year" need to get off their high horse.

It's insulated, which means that the inside material is completely not electrically-conductive. It won't transmit electrical current of ANY strength (it might catch fire if it's strong enough, but it still won't transmit it like a conductor). The only way someone would get shocked is if they turn their underwear…

Kind of tangentially-related... In my last work place, there were mostly women.

Technically... yes. One can damage a hymen through very rigorous activity.

It's also easier to persecute them for hate crimes should they ever decide that a "white christian woman's virtue" is in danger and act out. Kinda hard to deny that an incident had a racially-motivated flavour when you openly join a racist organization and follow a dude whose name makes him sound like his wet dreams…

Don't worry, we all have those days.

I know, I know. I'm just teasing you. :)

Don't you mean "hurt balls"?

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You know, I've told this story before, but it's so hilarious that I'd like to tell it again:

I always heard "clam bake" though TBH I kind of prefer Taco Party. Clams are gross.

Yes, but all writers across are generally encouraged to write from experiences they know or can at least somewhat relate to. Because that's the only way to make it actually *genuine*.

You can try making one too, if you're so inclined!

I just about died when my little sister started making slave jokes at her doll while I was babysitting her (the doll was black... I don't actually know who got it for her or why it was specifically that one - I suspect it was a) a gift, and b) like some of the other incidents relayed here, she was probably the only…

I'm guessing this is the same type of person who can read a sex scene from, say, 50 shades and read something like "And then... he touched my down-there area! And I touched his velvet-covered stone rod!" and find it perfectly arousing :(

Yep! Tapeworms have vaginas!

In the American military, they only do the mental stuff for people in the elite teams. And even then apparently if you're athletic enough you might be able to get more wiggle room in/an exemption out of the S.M.R.T aspect of the whole thing.

Eh... I kind of think this can be said for all fictional relationships. It's all drama, all the time. Infidelity, accusations of infidelity, bad communication, one-night-stands-gone-wrong, scandals, etc.

Honestly, my ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE portrayal of a gay character was on the show Caprica.