Whoa, where is this from?

I remember I went to a Victorian Dress museum exhibit, and they talked about how at one point in time it was fashionable to have your waist measurement equal your age (in inches, obviously, and after a certain age).

Well... there's certainly a lot of time for sex though. O.O

Oh no, I'm not saying they're *exactly* the same, but the premise is similar enough, at least for someone clamoring for a "Hunger Games with a male protagonist".

Yeah, most people seem to be extremely delusional and think they'll be able to go all Navy SEAL on the Bad Guy with a Gun when they're significantly more likely to freeze up, shit their pants, and end up shot (best case scenario - worst case scenario, they actually pull out their gun and start shooting in random…

Oh man, I remember we did a class project in elementary school where we got divided into groups and each group read a version of the Cinderella story from various countries of the world, and then shared it with each other.

Haha, I actually used to exclusively write about male characters, then started writing about a mixed bag, but I told myself that from now on I will only be writing about female protagonists because they're woefully underrepresented (I'm a comic writer, so I get to draw body types that don't get represented often…

Actually, there is a book almost EXACTLY like that, called "Battle Royale", complete with the male protagonist. (The protagonist isn't a cad though. His defining feature is that he's a nice guy - and a genuine one at that. He likes a girl, but he helps her (and other people too) because he wants to, not because he…

Yeah, it is hard actually. No, I'm serious.

Heh, if anyone tries to address me as Mrs. Hisfirstname Hislastname, I will either a) summarily ignore them or b) politely inform them that they seemed to have gotten their titles wrong when addressing my husband - he's a "Mr." not a "Mrs.", glad I cleared up that confusion!

I used to say I would take my boyfriend's surname when/if we married, just because mine breaks all rules of the English grammar and is impossible to pronounce, while his is a pretty Irish name that's a lot easier to read. Mine was my mother's maiden name, which I kept through my mother's remarriages, so I was really…

Okay, I had to look closely because I couldn't believe they'd be that stupid, and no, her butt cheek IS actually still there. Her entire back leg is basically the same colour as the lower bit that's visible of her front leg.... Which is also unfortunately a very similar colour to the background.

Yeah, I saw that and went "Welp, I'm a straight woman, but if Knight Cersei rode up to me looking like that... Unf."

So.... Hang on. What happens when your mother divorces* three different men? Do you become a slutzilla? Break all of the slutdars?

Can I just say I have no problems with movies being filled with beautiful people? I mean, if I wanted to look at average people, I'd just go outside, or saunter to the mirror and twirl around. It's awesome to watch stories about amazing people doing fantastical things I can only dream about, but if I can watch amazing…

Pissy-machos are fun! Last time I had free time on my hands, I drew two hours of solid entertainment out of one.

Um... what? Submission =/= feminine, if that was your hang-up.

In addition to what you've already been told, since he's the one who expressed the interest, go shopping for all the toys together. That way, you can initiate it, but he'll know you have it so it's not going to be a "suprise! dildo!". When you do your shopping, don't forget to buy anal lube. In my experience, it…

True story: any man who openly admits that he likes submitting to women (in the "woman takes the dominant role in the relationship" sense) immediately wins 1,000,000 manliness points from me.

I came pretty close to being a military spouse, and lemme tell ya, I was gearing up to punch obnoxious whiny "military wives" in the nose if they DARED to malign any of the female service members.