I have a few EWFs. They afford me the opportunity to turn my life into the HBO sitcom that runs inside my head.

This is my main objection to Scalia. I mean, I could have understood his position on last June’s ruling on Gay marriage, but knowing that in Bush vs Gore he was pretty much in favor of 9 guys deciding for the people...

Let’s not forget his role in appointing George W President in 2000.

This is fuckin Murica yer talkin bout. I use my AK to light mah cigareets.

Like a screen door in a hurricane. *dies*

I’d be all...

Leslie Jones can be very flirty with everyone.

I want to have sexuals with you...my new line. Thank you Leslie Jones!

I can see “How am I being subtle!?” finding it’s way into my brain and coming out at some point. Hopefully an appropriate one. Wish me luck.

I care about Octo’s boner. As should we all! Won’t someone think of the boners!?

I don't watch snl anymore so I have not seen this Colin host fellow before but he is adorabbbbbble. I want to have sexuals with him too.

Damn I’m gonna miss him.

To each their own. I like the idea of a super hero that’s in on the joke.

Bey didn’t almost fall - gravity momentarily forgot who it was fuckng with.

I’m sit-dancing to Let’s Groove Tonight right now. EW&F was an American treasure.

SOMEBODY CHECK ON VERDINE, OKAY??!?!?

Such a stunning photo of Maurice White.

“I’m taking my golf course and my towers and I’m going home”

TL:DR: STOP THREATENING MY MASCULINITY I HAVE A PENIS AND EVERYTHING.