The old "if they weren't so ugly, they'd be cute" syndrome.

MILD SPOILER: “For the love of God, put your helmet back on!” My brother after witnessing the atrocity that was Kylo Ren's face.

I think part of the problem is that George Lucas has a certain degree of neckbeardery in the way he writes female characters, a problem that is by no means his exclusive province (*cough*GeorgeRRMartin*cough*).

Whether it was Abrams’ direct influence or simple addition by subtraction, it seems as though grown-ups are…

You need to gtfo of that relationship. Like seriously.

“To Whom My Concern:

Also Brooklyn really doesn’t seem that bothered.

Have some experience with Mr. Jackman, and it’s not a Christmas present thing he does. On every production he works on, he buys scratch off tickets for the ENTIRE crew. Just a sort of sweet little thank you to 100+ people. My hubs worked on one of his movies a few years ago, and I happened to visit set that day (in…

My friends are starting to have kids and it’s THE BEST. I keep volunteering to babysit and snatching them out of the arms of whoever has them the moment I walk in the room. People think I have baby fever, but I just want to hold all the babies!

I think that makes you normal. I'm now the pathetic mum of older kids who will grab a crying baby in what might look like a giving-parents-a-break move, but actually it's a desperately-pretending-it's-mine move. Give me all the sobbing babies.

There was a comedian I saw on tv who was talking about lottery tickets as gifts. “Happy Birthday! I got you nothing!”

400 push-ups for breakfast? Nah, 400 pop-tarts for breakfast!

Hey now, Dr. Leo Spaceman was busy with his yuge client list.

to crazy people

Doctors, heads up. This is what happens when you tell your megalomaniacal patient, “Just write something down, I’ll sign it.”

We are legion. And we are often who you least expect.

yes.

also lol dick cheney can come @ me he may have held a bunch of political power but 1 on 1 i can kill the fuck out of that old robosatan.

we’re just called “directioners”

So I’m assuming someone finally touched Shia LaBouef’s soul?

Helloooo Patrick