Steven Weber (from Wings) answered my tweet long ago. But I had to unfollow him long ago because he was drunk tweets nonsense and it got to be disturbing. I don't know if you know who John Fugelsang is but he follows me on Twitter. I know it has to be a mistake but it's cool for me.

For me, my body didn't bounce back. I never had weight issues before pregnancy. I didn't hate being pregnant but I hated what it did to me after. I retained water and although I wasn't fat postpartum, I was wide. Immediately, my metabolism crashed. Breastfeeding didn't shrink my stomach like they claim. It took about…

It's official. I'm a bad mother for only leaving my kids $1.00 per tooth. :/

Just replying because I live for this gif now. Can't. Stop. Watching.

He's the sweetest. Lucky wife of his.

I love your comment. Especially the last sentence.

I think that's his sister's baby. It's one of my faves too.

Rehearsed? Public relation scripted? An attempt at deep thought but she lacks the wisdom and the years on this earth to sound believable? I'm sure there is more but I can't quite put my finger on it.

My family and I vacationed in a small town in Mexico many years back. We went to have dinner at one of their higher end restaurants. The food and service were great. So naturally, when we pay our bill we also leave the tip. It was probably 20%. On our way out the door the waiter (who had the tip money in his hands)…

I don't need to trick my body I need to trick my mind. Winter is for hibernating and I just can't seem to get out from underneath my covers.

One of my favorite lines from Jack is, " If I wanted to lick a hippy I'd just return Joan Baez's phone calls." It was when he was protesting the USPS decision to have Jerry Garcia on a stamp.

I can't link worth a damn but Newt Gingrich's singing in the beginning makes me snort.

Paul Ryan's bad lip reading was also hilarious. What was his band's name?

I think that's his best one. I cried from laughing so hard.

Here's what I want it to be about;

Wow! That's interesting. Sincerely.

My nephew is 4. His knowledge of the President changes. I believe he knows him now as "Captain America Obam". He used to be "Captain Obamaba".

I wonder if Hazel wouldn't have been a better character if she was played by anyone other than Schall. She annoys me in anything she does. In Flight of the Conchords she was supposed to be annoying but she plays the same character in other roles, doesn't she?

Why did I picture Finnick being older? No less good looking but someone well into his 30's.

Both my 15 and 7 year old girls love them. It pisses of the 7 year old when I act like they're singing to me.