This stopped being funny after 700 people made the exact same joke.

technically speaking, despite his brilliant New Englandy name, Jacoby Ellsbury is actually half-Navajo.

He loves cream pies

He's right. You? Dumb.

Maybe this guy is really good, but all of those throws in these GIfs are absolutely terrible. I'd like to see complete game coverage. That'd be interesting.

So does Michael Jordan! Such a coincidence :)

I am always struck by how much of a dick MJ gets away with being, honestly. He makes Alex Rodriguez look like Mother Teresa.

"everybody males mistakes"

Simple. If they simply paid their football players, they would never have shouted those hateful things.

I'm not sure why this is so funny - but it is.

This just further confirms my belief that everyone named Chad is a rapist

I'm thinking that getting heckled by a group of 20 with a combined IQ of 120 may not be something that would bother me that much.

Do you know how to use Google?

Funny, you talk as though it was a bunch of racist backwoods Mississippi white folk who did this. However, it was admittely football players, right? Doesn't that make the likelihood of them being negros pretty fucking high? Um yeah, yeah it does.

I agree with everything you just wrote, except your bizarre reverence for capital-F "Football."

What the fuck are you talking about? These weren't white racist meat heads. These were black football players from small towns where the insular nature of the culture discourages open mindedness. They've been out of that culture for a grand total of about 4 months, and with another 12 or so in Oxford, one of the most…

Michael Jordan has a hobby. It's called "desperately searching for meaning".

Michael Jordan has a hobby...it just happens to be Narcissism boarding on being a Sociopath

despite his greatness, Jordan really seems like a miserable person.

What an asshole