"so, please explain...why are you being such a douche about this?"

Really? Wow.

What a horseshit effort. Should've caught that.

Yes sir. Very well said.

Says the fucking illiterate. Hey look, your IQ is showing again.

Hmmm...sounds like someone's pussy is mighty irritated today. Don't worry, just apply a little Vagisil and it should clear that right up. Also, keep some in stock because by the looks of that horseshit of a football team, you're going to need it all year long.

Really ugly

What was that you were saying? Dumb fuck.

Ah Michigan, the most overrated team in NCAA history. 1 championship every 50 years. Take your usual 5 losses and shut the hell up.

You both suck ass. Who cares?

Wow, talk about incoherent nonsense. I have no idea what the fuck is going on here.

Oh, I can assure you that this coming from someone like you carries so much weight. Whatever will I do. :(

Well, we are all so relieved to hear that. Please, tell us more of how you feel about things. It's so very interesting.

Wow, I can't wait to see that. What position do you play?

All sports radio is fucking horrible, especially that unfunny fatass LeBatard's show.

30 seconds in and I can't take it anymore. Sports nerds are unbearable.

#DreamDay: "I have a dream that James Earl Ray will be crowned a national hero one day."

The Dolphins had a playoff game in 2000 blacked out, if I remember correctly.

"The franchise has yet to recover from Marino's final game, a 62-7 pussypounding at the hands of the pathetic Jaguars."

Why would you buy an autograph of someone, when you obviously have no idea who that person is?