Just put people in turtle suits. It’s not complicated.

Life in Aggro

Yea, I’ll continue pronouncing it Brig-eet because she’s a fictional video game character and I don’t care.

The best part about Hall is his role as the conservative counterpoint to Green Arrow’s lefty position. Granted, it helps that I’m much more of a Green Arrow fan, but it’s nice to have a character that Ollie can disagree with, as opposed to most of the DC heroes, who are notably, and unfortunately, apolitical.

Wow, I totally missed both Damon and Alan Tudyk in that scene. Were they heavily done up or something?

I’m pretty sure I’m the only person in my theater who got/laughed at that joke

It doesn’t say they’re not putting generations old games on the Switch. It just says they don’t have any plans for Virtual Console™. It’s super important to remember that Virtual Console was just the branding and advertising that encompassed that particular approach Nintendo used at the time for releasing games. It’s…

He will now be eligible to be disenchanted for full dust value.

I recently played a mage that, due to his deck mechanics, he was able to play Ice Block 4 turns in a row.

After you capture Guzzlord, you can go back out and talk to the guy near the Warp. He’ll tell you that you’ve only captured one of the Guzzlords, though recently their numbers have been dwindling. Presumably, this is because the Guzzlords are running out of stuff to eat.

Gonna play Fire Emblem Warriors until my eyes bleed. Review drops next week. 😎

“Kusoge is in the eye of the beholder.”

Gamers:. “Git gud scrub.”

Well its about damn time. I’m actually more excited for a new egg rotation with the release. Hopefully Niantic will be smarter with which Pokmeon go in which classification of Egg as god damn if I hatch one more Marill from a 5K egg I’ll be annoyed...

Seriously though. Or more likely, “my family has all been sharing on one Switch but we were finally able to find a second one for Christmas so my freeloading children need to offload their shit and leave me alone to gather Korok seeds in peace”.

I wonder if having to play opposite a six time Tony winner whose voice would have blown her out of the green screen room had anything to do with it...

Just look at all the great roles Madonna lent her talents to.

And she did us all a favor because beyonce cannot act.