Sorry Heather, but I absolutely cannot make that promise. For, you see, I only race as one character:

EA is nobody’s friend. If EA were an ice cream flavor, it’d be pralines and dick.

that’s a really good point, talk about not making lemonade with life’s lemons. it’s really bad sportsmanship, goes against the spirit of true competition. “a poor artist blames his tools” or some such quote.

If you’re intentionally depending on hardware that isn’t actually working correctly in order to play, that’s when it’s time for the game to die. It’s too damn old and just finding TV monitors to play on is getting more difficult. The game has passed its time.

Wrong.

I find it deeply disturbing how much people in games turn a blind eye to the reality of the newfound prominence of gambling methodology in games. More than anything, microtransactions make me uncomfortable because of that.

Not entirely true. I wouldn’t want to get a Switch for a kid (say 7-10). It’s so easily broken and is way too expensive. The DS line is perfect for kids. It’s relatively cheap for if it gets broken, it’s built sturdier, the clamshell design makes it easier to move around as well as prevent damage to the screen, and…

Valid point.

why Redfield? Why not Leon S. Kennedy

I love how after all the mightiest heroes got their asses beat, Chris decides that his little Beretta is going to do better.
Surely he’d have something bigger in his inventory?
Well at least he has courage...?

CHINA #1

Back in 2008 I had forgotten how bad it was so muting wasn’t that high on my priorities when playing online Tiger Woods Pga Tour.

unless I can group chat with friends, i dont have chat on

Even if we both agree that Jontron is an ass, advocating shitty beliefs is still a far cry from someone sitting in chat literally just shouting racial slurs at specific people. If Jontron and Pewdiepie are dicks this guy is a super ultra mega dick sandwich.

This kind of shit is why I immediately mute every single human being on voice chat in any online multiplayer game.

Hot take: GaMERCaT would be much better if all the cats were replaced with dogs.

Or maybe he could start treating women as people instead of ‘perks that automatically come with money.’

I’m shitting on him because he’s a toilet person.

You could use a spoon instead of a blender too.

You could use a spoon instead of a blender too.