My Slavic alphabet is a tad rusty, but I believe in Russian you spell “diplomat” as K-G-B.

It’s just been revoked!

If I were he, my entire family would disown me for telling this story every 45 minutes.

Good, because if you’d read the article, you would see that it’s people like you who were the reason whole countries were unable to play and enjoy the game

“We are family here at Alabama. I’m the father, you see, overseeing all my boys out there toiling in the football fields, picking footballs off the ground and out of the air. You gotta teach them tough love, and know when to whip them into shape. Now, Maurice Smith...**chuckles** we gave him the nickname Toby...but he…

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

I bet this is one of those entitled douches who was banned because they used an aim bot. So they are throwing a temper tantrum now.

DDOS is the weapon of script-kiddie edgelords.

Look, Ohio is nice, aside from the winter destroying your roads... But your state is no Wisconsin.

Ok, sure, whatever. But you realize that comments like “Seriously. Ohio.” gives rise to the “fly-over country” mentality that puts the backs up of people like us in the Mid-West (and fair disclosure I grew up in Columbus) way the f up.

The reddit thread is hilarious, but the imgur post of all the banned people complaining, or threating to sue Blizzard is comedy gold.

you mess with the bull...

So all Soldier 76 and Torbjorn players have been banned? That's a bit harsh.

Isn’t a bear’s current location always where he belongs? It’s sort of a transitive property of bearness.

New edgy trend! ship the two females together regardless of there being Zero back story.

Blanche would never be romantically involved with someone as low as a member of Team Valor.

Mad respect for that kind of give no fucks response to PR bullshit.

Melee people are, frankly, no better but worse than Gewunners, so there’s that.

I will never understand why people insist on playing Melee after so many years. Smash 4 has a much wider variety of playstyles and characters, so it’s actually entertaining to watch. Melee just feels slow and clunky to me.