No biggie. I usually pay a prostitute $200 to do that to me anyways.

More games need to capitalize on the absurdity that was the 80's. All I can really think of other than this are Vice City and, I dunno, Blood Dragon?

I am really impressed how flexible those white dress pants are. Nice!

Zelda on N64 was also going to be first person during the devs experimental phase of development.

We’re going to build a wall, and it’s going to be super effective, okay?

Look, I know some people have good teams with Normal-type Pokemon, but they’re just not for me. Yeah, I enjoy some Normal/Flying-types, but when you break it down Normal-types just aren’t as good. There’s data for all this.

Wow. Such original commentary here on kotaku.

Read this: http://imgur.com/gallery/oh7xR

It’s called Geodoge.

When I saw that Gordie Howe was trending, I knew it would be either his passing or him putting on the skates at 88 and scoring a goal and assist. There were no other options in my mind.

I’ve told this story a million times before, and I’ll keep telling it to the day I die. It’s kinda long, but fuck it, I think it’s a good one.

Not to mention an incredibly cool guy. I live in Metro Detroit and everyone here has either had a direct interaction with Gordie or knows of someone who did. My favorite is my Dad’s. While Howe was in the prime of his career in the 1950s he came and talked at my Grandfather’s church’s men’s group in Detroit. He spent…

I was practically born into Red Wings hockey. I’m a native Detroiter; my uncle had season tickets to Olympia, and would take his sister, my mother, to games where they would see Gordie play.

He wont get the near the recognition Ali got, and that’s a bummer because Howe defined his sport every bit as much as Ali

As a Minnesotan (which is pretty much Canada anyway), and a die hard hockey fan, this hurts a lot. The Gordie Howe Hat Trick is the greatest feat in sports, and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees. I will then need to somehow score a goal, and get an assist, but dammit I’ll do it anyway.

Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.

Great series, hopefully it gets a second season.

One of the things I really liked about this series is that contrary to Galko’s appearance, she’s kind of a big geek. She does things like watching anime and obscure films, and it’s one of the many reasons she has so many friends in her class. She simply shares interests with a lot of them.