PhoenixKnightNova
Phoenix Knight Nova
PhoenixKnightNova

Yeah, think if somebody disrespected Abraham Lincoln by turning him into a vampire hunter or something ridiculous. I would theoretically lose my shit.

Today in “People complain about free stuff because they can.”

Me at the end of this article...

For sure! People should have known better to get their preorders in ASAP, when it comes to Nintendo limited editions.

Ok good, I thought it was just me.

The thing is, in the game you can either play as a male or a female character (hence the character in Smash bros has a gender switch instead of a regular palette change) and the petting minigame applies to both male and female characters.

Guess I’ll go rub my pokemon.

I’m just gonna say, cutting the petting minigame out just makes the scene look even MORE sexual.

Maybe but then it wouldn’t sell

I played the demo of the second one. It was wierd, but sort of fun. (Just to be evil, I named my character Ron Jermey.)

Yep, the only one I thought was clear - aside from the colour like you say - was the one with the ears of Umbreon. Other than that, nope, not a clue.

You could be the biggest Pokemon fan around, how would you ever know what they are cosplaying without being told? The only two clues are color scheme and the number of them.

Hey everyone, I found a Synth!

Alfred owning a shotgun isn’t actually something new in the comics.

Between this, Diablo, and Hearthstone, Blizzard has become frighteningly good at loot container opening porn. Their next game will probably be called Open These Sweet-Ass Boxes, and I will spend several thousand dollars on it.

Oh good god the loot opening animation is near pornographic.

Lets be honest. We all want to know what a Mr. Game and Watch bucket looks like after scooping up three Super Spirit Bombs

It's also available for Android devices. Everyone should purchase this game.

I don't care what she looked like, her voice was fucking amazing.