Yes, my flow is....generous. And I think back to 9th grade health, when our mustachioed gym teacher taught us that a uterus is about the size of a pear. And as I sit there, fretting over if a tampon will last even 30 minutes, I wonder how so much blood can come out of me. It can't be right, right?

MURDERED GRANDMA LOLOLOLOL YAAAAAAAAGH that is the best evar description for that particular stench. Yeugghh!! Jesus wept and puked all over the cross! xD

BWAAAAHAHAHAHA oh jesus isn't that just the worst? Realizing that THAT REVOLTING SMELL IS ME. Not even bears would attack that shit.

Dude. I bought a box of the Always Infinity Radiant pads on accident last year and it took me half a day to figure out where the weird floral scent was issuing from.

I have occasionally bought the scented tampons by accident. I really don't get the point at all. You're not smelling it before it goes in or while it's in. You only get to smell it when you take it out and then it smells like murdered grandma. Nope!

I would have liked to see his tantrum when she bled through her shorts. Did he think that if he berated her just right, the blood would flow back up into her uterus?

Ugggh, I totally remember that ad on the back cover of my Young Miss magazine in 1982!

Interesting! I was a sports reporter for years and I never once heard a female athlete make reference to her period having an impact on performance. I imagine they don't want to sound like they're making excuses, but it is kind of silly that someone possibly would say, "Yeah, I'm fighting the flu so I wasn't 100% out…

Burble burble nostalgia burble red white and blue bunting babble ye olden dayes mumble '90's power outfit sorta mutter values of yesteryear mumble political position that I would be nowhere NEAR if it hadn't been for that "awful" Feminism babble bread bags.

The twitterers are killing it tonight.

She had 10 minutes to give a rebuttal to the issues President Obama mentioned in his speech. Her gibberish is a glorious example of the Republican way of handling things. Issues? What the fuck are those? I don't want to talk about those so instead I will waste everybodies time talking about nonsense.

I can't believe "patriots" are painting this man as a hero. A hero would go to war and do what he has to do to protect himself and his fellow soldiers, but never brag about killing others or use the word "love" to describe killing another person. He was a psychopath with no remorse. He considered all Iraqis the enemy,…

I understand that. But there are thousands of soldiers you could use to make that point who aren't lying, racist xenophobes.

"There is no room for the idea that Kyle might have been a good soldier but a bad guy; or a mediocre guy doing a difficult job badly; or a complex guy in a bad war who convinced himself he loved killing to cope with an impossible situation; or a straight-up serial killer exploiting an oppressive system that, yes,…

Those bangs are horrific... Oh Peggy. Your hair improved so much.

I'm baffled as to why Rogen is expected to be patriotic given that he's Canadian.

Because we're supposed to like jingoistic propaganda as long as it's about our movie.

BECAUSE 'MURICA

Once again everyone needs to read the Guardian article Queen Lindy West wrote about Chris Kyle, he was a nasty racist and bragged and lied about everything.

So much stupid in this dirtbag. The Rogen thing is depressingly predictable ("You are NOT allowed to insult anything related to our military, which is utterly blameless in all things with no exceptions."), but for sheer mindless nonsense the "Girl Bye" thing has to take the cake.