This is how you apologize. You say "I am very sorry. Mea culpa. I was wrong and I won't do it again."

Hey dude. So, I read your open letter to Lindy on your facebook (either you made it public, or I could see it because we have a few friends in common), and your overall point seems to be that this entire discussion (of sexism/misogyny in comedy) is "ridiculous". And I'm wondering if you, as a white person, would ever…

I have to disagree with you. When the bully makes fun of the fat kid with glasses, he is telling the kid that being fat and having glasses makes him unattractive and lower than others. The same is done when the bully says, "No one would want to rape you." This puts the woman's lack of attractiveness (to the bully)…

Actually, you've touched on something I've noticed over the last few years. There's been a shift in the way people put-down feminist or apparently-feminist women. It used to be 'hairy-legged feminists' or 'feminist chicks with hairy armpits' - basically complaining that feminist women are so militant that they…

Yeah, she totally shouldn't have worn those slutty, well-reasoned opinions like she did. She had it coming.

If someone really thinks that telling someone they have a vagina is a putdown...well, I think that just about sums up the whole story right there.

Seriously: like a vag is Narnia.

The same moron that feels it necessary to point out that a cunt lies between a womans thighs... because otherwise people wouldn't know.

Seriously, what is that? I doubt he's hairless down there.

What kind of moron uses "You have pubic hair" as a putdown?

You never had a crush on a teacher? Have you ever heard of teen idols like Justin Bieber, One Direction, or The Wanted? They make their money off of the fact that girls between 9-14 think they are soooooo cute, sooooo hot, and issue death threats to girls who date their crushes. These girls, who are younger than…

Probably the same way I knew I was straight and liked chicks after falling hopelessly head over heels in love with Melanie Thompson at the age of 5 years old in daycare. I'd carry her sand bucket for her, I'd give her half of my pb&j, I'd get off the swing to let her on it, I'd knock out two teeth trying to jump…

I was chasing boys around the playground in preschool, and my first two 'boyfriends' were twin boys in my preschool class. My oldest sister says I came out of the womb boy crazy. I've always known I was heterosexual, even though I didn't know there was a word for it.

I really was emphasizing the screaming like ninnies part. All 11 year olds are bound to have terrible taste in music but if they're losing their minds at the sight of a cute boy there's probably something going on there.

I knew I was straight in pre-k, when I had my first crushes on two different boys. I didn't know that there was a word for it, or that it was something somehow more meaningful than "those boys are cute and I want to play with them." I just knew I had a gigantic crush on John and also on Danny. There are many instances…

That is f#cking barbaric.

Just wanted to point out that this post was trolling. It's like you are daring people to argue with you. It's so weird when people get this attached to a celebrity. Even though you dislike her the energy is so strong that it is almost an attachment. An attachment of ill will. Strange.

Wouldn't it be great if it didn't require men to have daughters of their own to realize that women shouldn't be treated like that? Like, if they recognized us as fellow people without needing a fucking epiphany?

1) Unless you have access to their brains, you don't know what motivates people to do the things they do. You can guess at it all day long if it pleases you, and maybe sometimes you're in the ballpark, but you don't know definitively.