Drew, just use this to detox.

You left out the enjoyment of screaming the same command repeatedly at an inanimate object.

One of them embraces uncanny valley in a good way.

The other one involves Sonic teeth.

Pikachu looks good

This movie feels like a weird time displaced artifact of 1995, complete with a manic Jim Carrey, the completely out of place use of Gangsta’s Paradise, and the “THE VIDEO GAME GETS REAL” vibe of the whole thing.

It’s like from an alternate reality where the Super Mario Bros. movie was a mega hit and Sega, desperate to…

A brother on mine worked in New York and it is, or was in 2006/7, illegal for an employer to terminate someone no matter the reason after they had given notice to their employment. The company he worked for was inherited by the owner’s daughter who had nothing to do with the business previous to her father’s death.…

75%, with a 50% differential for the Carlton.

What are the odds Sonic floss dances at some point?

I guess Sonic’s rings can teleport people now?

This is just like when I watched the series finale of Lost without having seen any other episode of the series.  

When the weight gets heavier you are risking injury more by lowering the weight slowly. You want to control the weight but if you are lifting heavy you are going to be making some noise on the way down and that’s ok (unless you’re at planet fitness).

Yes, it’s in the name, *dead*lift, lifting from a dead position.

It is good that Sansa is still able to be sex-positive after her many traumatic experiences 

You either die the hero or live to become the villain.

I mean... It’s Konami... so... you know...

+1000 bottles of glue.  

This video is a great argument in favor of announcers shutting the fuck up.

buried a lot of things, if we’re being honest.

Interesting marketing move: showcase how bad your new Fallout is by giving away the best ones for free.

It took a pretty embarrasing amount of time for me to realize that. Now, whenever I hear that -