This is originality at its best.

This is the best news I've heard all day.

Apparently I didn't sell the goofy over reaction enough.

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I know if you bulk train and don't stretch train properly you get a lot of cramping and that would be detrimental. Also if you look like Ronny Coleman you would have some serious issues.

BULLSHIT!!!

That's who their trying to rescue.

And last night I had a revelation! Dee powers up into an ostrich!

Muscle doesn't necessarily slow you down if you train for speed as well. Bruce Lee was a perfect example of this. He introduced various types of weight lifting to build muscle and paired that with stretching and speed techniques. You should read up on it or find some documentaries on Bruce Lee. He was an incredible…

But an energy sword wouldn't be designed using those principals. If it cuts through anything like butter, which I don't know if this sword does or not (I'm not a Halo fan and never really paid attention to the mythos), but it would make for a deadlier sword if the weight was near nonexistence because you could swing…

Do a Lightsabre.

The handle would have weight.

So then it isn't really going to be a spiritual successor to Tactics. Fuck. Why can we not get a game along the same lines? Anyone have any suggestions other than Tactics Orge?

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He should power up to his fat version.

Should have been Dennis and Dee's mom.

A nice, subtle touch there.

Does Charlie power up to Greenman!?

Sweet airship action.

Needs PvP!!