Sadly, I chickened out at the menu screen.

Oddly enough, my first thought when I read the headline was "Man, that's one hell of an instruction manual".

"Angry Birds Maker Says It's Worth More than a Bottle Cap"

Tell me where this man lives, I need to pummel him with a sock full of pennies.

I was promised sausages, I hope you guys know that I'm sorely disappointed in you all.

You're focusing on the negative, a little portal to hell is a small price to pay for force feedback porn.

Oddly enough I'm wearing a gray shirt right now.

I just want you people to know, constantly villifying one side while completely absolving the other puts you on the same level as Fox News. This applies to both sides of the argument. Yes, Slavery was a part of the war, and No, it was not the only reason we went to war. Good people died on both sides, and we're doing…

Reading these comments has made me lose faith in humanity. The sooner we get rid of this "Us vs Them" mentality, the sooner we can all move on.

Mr. Upsetter, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may…

I'm right with ya Red 3.

Red 6 standing by!

If they have, I'm too lazy to scroll down and look for it.

Alligator NOOOOOOO! :(

Bear in mind some people don't even realize it's an insult. When I was in elementary school my entire class convinced me that it wasn't derogatory at all, and then I never heard from it again until I got into college (where people did consider it offensive).

"Worst" wedding guest ever? That's not how you spell "awesomest". :P

Good lord, and I thought Valve was nuts for charging $100 for the Uber Update item bundle.

Oddly enough, that's the exact same face I make when people pronounce Gengar as Ginger.

There's a free hat too?

Sweet sassy molassy that was awesome!