Opa Opa was too far ahead of his time for people back then, they had to replace him with something less awesome to make sure nobody died from an awesomeness overdose.

Dear Princess Celestia,

If it makes you feel better, people in my area still use Papyrus.

Speaking of Doom, I heard that another Doom movie was being made. It's supposed to be a reboot so (hopefully) it will actually have demons from hell this time.

No image of Spiderman going "Get this Spider off me!"? Kotaku, I am disappoint.

I was always more partial to Kaketaku.

It better be, because I loved this game as a kid.

This would have come in handy two hours ago, Autoblognik nearly gave me an aneurysm.

NO, Not the Liquor Store! D:

Heck, I grew up playing Ninja Gaiden on the NES, if a screwy canmera is the worst of it then I'll be in heaven. :D

The first time in a long time that I've been tricked by April Fool's day, I commend you good sir.

Oddly enough, I just bought the second one on Tuesday. I would have gotten it sooner, but I had been unemployed for a long time. If he makes the third one, it'll be a day one purchase for me (assuming I'm still working).

I haven't play any of the Assassin's Creed games, nor have I seen anything about them that I particularly liked. However, I can state as a fact that the shorthand for Assassin's Creed:Brotherhood is Ass Bro. As far as I'm concerned that's a good enough reason to love it.

This video has single handedly restored my faith in mankind.

It's a toss up between Owen and Fahey for me.

I'd hardly call it taking one for the team when something as awesome as ponies are involved. Search your heart, you know this to be true.

Oh god, the gamer and graphic designer in me both just died a little.

Fire Extinguisher? Don't suppose that guy's a fan of Die Hard: Arcade? (First game that came to mind)

I should have seen the title coming, but I didn't. :/

The guy in the yellow shirt sums up my reaction.