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Hellgate... oi. My friends talked me into it when it first came out, and I regretted it ever since. Had it of been polished up and finished it might not have been so bad.

Pardon my ignorance, but is there really a puzzle that requires a toothbrush to solve? I've never played Silent Hill, so I honestly don't know.

Forgettable my ass, I spent the better part of my playtime trying to shack it up with her (before I found out she wasn't an option). I swear, if it's not an actual option this time heads will roll!

Ironically, I stopped believing in 1st grade (which was when I first learned about Santa), and then started believing again in College.

Dude marries a video game, and yet he still gets more action than me. D:

I'll be honest with you, I just saw boobs and clicked.

At the very least, you're missing "Saxton Hale's Thrilling Tales", "Saxton Hale's Mildly Thrilling Tales", and "Girl's Adventure starring Saxton Hale".

I hope you're happy Tim, I just wasted my entire class period reading this (awesome) monstrocity. #timrogers

Robin Walker, is that you? #twitter