How much you want to bet someone is just going to dump a penny jar on the floor and call it a Zergling Rush?

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While we eagerly await the announcement of the world's first video game based on a fake news personality

@PixelPenumbra:

Lawl, Bright Wizard. ;)

I haven't had any trouble with Steam, but I've only been with them since October 2007 (well past all the problems).

For those worried that the scum bags would get away with Juvie:

@Erinaceus:

Woah woah woah woah... woah.

I want to like Tales of Myopia, but I just can't. They used a lens flare and the Papyrus font, both of which are seriously frowned upon by the graphic design community (dead serious).

C'mon Engineer! I want to fight evil with good old fashioned Terran ingenuity! (Nevermind the fact that the planet is called Sanctuary) I mean seriously, who wouldn't want to kill a Prime evil with a flamethrower and a sentry gun? Throw in a couple of landmines and autonomous drones and we're golden.

2 hours later and I'm thoroughly impressed (except for the blood spurts, too silly lookin').

Load faster darnit...

You guys already know I'm an artist, and you guys already know what I have to say about this.

Tipster Max Mello points out Sonic does talk in lycanthrope mode, so listen for it.

The game is fantastic, but I have one big beef with it right now (and it's not the DRM). My problem is with the account verification and EA's craptacular customer support. Basically, I can't use any of Spore's online features because EA decided to screw me, and there is absolutely nothing I can do about because EA is…

@[ZTF]:

Flying? is this a new feature that I wasn't aware of? Okay, I have to admit that was lame. :P

Honestly I'm finding a lot of these comments more offensive than the game itself. I mean seriously, blaming all of the world's problems on religion makes about as much sense as blaming all the crime in the US on a single minority (ie no sense at all).

I don't know why, but for some reason I was thinking of Lighthouse (old Sierra Adventure game) instead of Clocktower. Man I'm old...