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I'll let my good friend Darth Vader answer this for me:

At first I was all like "NOOOO!", but then her head popped up and I was all like "Awww...", then she got on top of the stuffed animals and took a nap and I was like "Dawww...", but then she left without anyone busting the glass open so I was like "Boo!", but afterwards we went to get pancakes and I was all like "Om

A Wii version of Quake would be nice.

Screw RE5, give me Dead Rising! (The 360 version, not the Wii one)

Sonic & Knuckles was the highlight of the series IMO, the perfect balance of speed and acceleration.

What's with the black nail polish?

I'm surrounded by idiots in this country...

ASUS screwed me on a motherboard, so anytime I hear their name I legally have to jeer.

Fire Synapse Torpedoes!

Fatal One Tie can suck it. Seriously though, I was just playing TF2 on Hydro, and he did nothing but scream KaBOOM! and whack his bottle against the supply cabinet.

Cross Dressing has been in games for ages, earliest I can think of is Crystalis for the NES. However, a game where being a Transvestite is the the center of the whole story? Can't say I've seen that before.

Be sure to brush before you swab, I'd hate to think the Crecente clone army ends up being Cheese Burgers.

I've spent 4 years avoiding WoW, and I think I'd rather hold out until the bitter end than join so someone else can get a fancy new mount.

Nothing says humor like watching your wife and infant daughter getting shot to death before your very eyes. If Wahlberg winds up being the sole reason this movie fails, then I'm going to destroy him.

Both look nice. The question now is, is it a cool humid dungeon, or a dry dusty one?

Call me when they get a Humpasaurus in that game. I swear, it's like the Spore Creature Creator all over again.

Well, I did it before, might as well do it again.