I remember reading a comic strip where a kid slowly ages in front of his computer until he's an old man, at which point he finally screams "DUKE NUKEM FOREVER HAS FINALLY GONE GOLD!".

Goodbye Mr Totilo, we'll miss you! I'll be sure to kill Jimmy Olsen for you just like I promised!

I think the real moral of the story is not to put ties on your children.

Here's the wikis for it, the 1995 version that preceded it, and the original 1987 boardgame:

Games Workshop? If there are Space Marines in there then I'll definitely buy it!

Yes... More Jimmy Olsen to satisfy my bloodlust...

I often find that I'm more scared when I can't hear anything... unless it's that music from Alone in the Dark #1, that stuff creeps me out to this day.

Go Robot Scum!

A lot of these comments are really annoying me. First off, all games are already art. Secondly, grief has been a part of games since the beginning, from almost getting the top score in Frogger, to Aeris' death in FF7, to the Chief getting lost in Space forever. The grief is supposed to make you think about the…

WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!

The real crime here is that hair cut, amirite amirite?

@Kanik:

Signed up and reporting for duty Commander Fahey!

Subjectivity, where one finds celebration, another will find vilification, and yet another will find nothing at all. That's just the way it goes.

@Fishballs:

All I read was "Shooting Boobs" and clicked, where do I sign up?

Awesomesauce, though I have no idea how this is supposed to relate to gaming. Are you suggesting we make a giant Crecente and send him on a rampage through Metropolis? Cause I'd be totally for that.

Let's just pray that she never gets her hands on The Witcher... although I must profess that I wouldn't mind collecting a card for tapping her. ;)

Excellent read, I especially loved the part where they raided Sentinel Hill while screaming "FOR SCIENCE!". Almost makes me sad I dropped out of Chemical Engineering.

Twilight Princess was good at first, IMO, but fell apart towards the end. I'll probably check out what they have to offer, but I doubt I'll buy anything.