My Eyes! The Goggles Do Nah-thing!

If she weren't so messed up looking, she might have been hot. Might have...

Show us on the Pipboy where the man touched you...

Needs more pirates. :/

Owen Good, Writer, Actor, Standup Comic. Is there anything this man can't do? (Other than going to Capitola wearing his I *Heart* Hot Moms shirt?)

@Channing:

Weapons fighting game where clothes falls off of the girls when you wack at them? Battle Raper? Yes, I am ashamed that I know what Battle Raper is. :/

I had the (mis)fortune of getting my hands on an Atari when I was around 2, so I didn't waste much time getting into games. Other than that, I can remember a time when Windows went corrupt and I was gameless for a week, the withdrawals were horrible. Of course, I ended up getting a GameCube to hold me over until I…

She can charge my Tesla Coil anyday. :O

I should probably pay off my student loans first, but how can I with something as awesome as this on the horizon?

Yesterday I was talking to my brother about Chicago, and somehow it turned into a discussion about Hot Dog Pizzas. Basically it would be a pizza with Ketchup, Mustard, and Relish in place of the sauce, and Hot Dogs as the toppings. Suddenly, that crazy talk seems less crazy now.

Dawwww... I will name them George and I will hug them and squeeze them and crush them and rub them forever!

@NoBullet:

@LedRush:

Space Pezdispenser Space Approves.

Glad to hear things are getting better, after this is all said and done you should do something extra special for her.

Eating flies through your nose, the great American past time. ;)

How'd Megaman lose? He has more than double the titles as the RE series! That's it, I'm getting my wallet...

@BPMη:

It needs some Clear Eyes, it removes redness and has the power to moisturize. Wow...