Lolololol. Aborted fetuses are not children. But I bet the dog will play with them anyway.

VOMP VOMP

Yeah, those Black girls should just lighten up. Better luck next time Blackies!

Because of racism.

I'll help you out.

We've been over this. Sure. CONCACAF is a weak federation, and if the United States are serious about becoming relevant, they should be winning just about every match. They are doing that. Sure. Beating Germany's second string isn't as impressive as beating Germany's first 11. No argument there. Sure. If the United…

If you look at the highest point of the mountain on the right side of the video, at the beginning of the video, you can see the boulder come loose and start rolling.

The Bucs never fare well whenever the Cardinals get involved, at least that's what I'm getting out of this Bank of the Vatican audit report.

The NFL's decision makes more sense when you consider what Riley Cooper has been wearing...

...the Cubs finally succumbed to pressure from MLB, which threatened that if the team ever won a pennant they'd have to host their World Series games at an alternate location.

You are correct here... anyone reading the instructions for NES games is wastin' game playing time. Tho, really, that you guys know the names of those little guys on the screen makes you all suspect. TAKE YOUR FANCY READING BACK TO FANCYTOWN YOU JAPANIANS

Terrible signing. I think we're going to have to downgrade the Rockets from title challenger to title Challenger.

"Wait.... exaggerated for effect????????? ohhhhhhhhh FFFFUUUUUUU...."

"Japanese, telling their sons, 'Kill them! Telling their daughters, kill them!'

I think he was tenderizing it for later. Wolf's eat babies right? or maybe that's Dingos

No, Barry - you misunderstand.