“If theres a little bit of Laurel in there,....im gonna stick my dick in it.”

‘Listen, I know you guys have plans for him and, you know, that’s all cool, but you’ve got to give us this one because we can’t go to Lian Yu and not see Slade Wilson,’ and as part of those conversations we also were like ‘and he’ll also need to be in the season premiere of season six because that ties into, you know,…

and Captain Phasma...

Daenerys is really gonna have Aegon her face when she finds out who she’s hooking up with tonight!

This week’s reactions (last one until next year T_T):

I sadly sit in the same position. I wanted her to be awesome in TFA, but she was really really less than a nothing character.

I honestly have zero interest in this character. If she wasn’t played by Brienne of Tarth nobody would give a shit.

Public: That was the worst most ill conceived fantastic four film we could ever imagine.

I grew up in LA county, and took the bus everywhere. If you live in an area with a good bus infrastructure, like LA and NY, it’s fine. Most of the US has shitty public transport though.

Yeah, all the design for the First Order has been disappointingly unoriginal. I understand that they’re an offshoot of the Empire, but there are more interesting angles to go with that then just the same stuff, but bigger.
It all just looks like fan art. Though of course you can argue that this whole new trilogy is…

This “official” Star Wars merchandise all look like knockoff Star Wars merchandise.

I thought House Bolton was wiped out. Looks like we missed one.

There have been some horrendous takes in the questions of this column over the years, but “corn on the cob is bad” is among the worst. Fuck you, dude. Corn on the cob is the shit.

That’s kind of the issue though, and it’s getting more and more prevalent as we move towards the end. This season easily could have been split into two seasons (or even just a full ten episodes) and been MUCH better for it. Instead we’re just hurdling full speed ahead without giving any thought to whether the…

And/Or they could have taken their time instead of fricking rushing the season.

Is that a laden or unladen raven?

I want to see Kong’s bloody entrails dripping from a victorious Godzilla because he is the true king of monsters. Kong is a pretender to the throne.

To extend the metaphor slightly, the unfortunate consequence of this approach is that some of that meat is inevitably coming out under-cooked

We also discover that her mom is Kirk’s mom’s half-sister, she took some classes with McCoy at Star Fleet, her roommate was Uhura, and she actually briefly served on the Enterprise during the first season of Star Trek, but she stood just off screen next to Chekov.